Xu Zhen Zhen Xu Ai Ai Xu Yun Yun
I want to ask if any
Xu Zhen Zhen, Xu Ai Ai, Xu Yun Yun
check in?
Miss, I'm sorry, no.
No?
- Hello. - Hello? You're late, aren't you? Who told you to wake up so late?
I don't have time to talk to you right now. Hurry and talk and hang up.
I want to warn you to not have a temper towards my sisters.
You must bear with it,
or else they'll tattle to Mom.
Oh, understood.
I already sent your number over to them. They should contact you soon.
Okay, understood.
But I can't find them.
Hello? Hello?
I can't find them!
Is this Qian Dodo? I'm Xu Ai Ai.
- Second Sister! - Throw away that welcome sign in your hands.
- Turn around. - Where are you?
We are behind you.
Benefactor, hello. (Monks and nuns refer to others as benefactors.)
Hello.
I am the Big Sister, Xu Zhen Zhen.
Hello, Big Sister.
I am Xu Ai Ai.
Hello, Third Sister!
I'm the second sister.
Second Sister! Hello, Second Sister!
Then this must be the third sister. Hello, Third Sister.
What sister?! I'm the fourth brother, Xu Yun Yun.
Hello, Fourth Brother...
What time is it now?
11:00 AM.
- What time were you supposed to pick us up? - 9:00 AM.
You don't even have basic time management.
If you came later, we would've gotten a hotel room to stay in!
And we'll have to get 2 rooms because his feet stink.
- SISTER! - Okay, I take it back!
Also, come here, let me see.
Aiyo! What is this?
You don't even wash your hair before coming out?
And this skin...the skin's condition is so bad!
The brides these days are so lazy! They don't even work [to take care of themselves]!
What are you wearing?
Do you think you are ninja, or are you attending a funeral?
Your chest area is so small!
How are the wedding preparations going?
Don't be late like today.
I've prepared them well.
Please, three sisters, check it over.
Look here.
Marriage Taobao. (Taobao is a popular online retailer.)
Have love and no worries.
We're very hungry right now. When are we able to eat?
Isn't Big Sister constipated?
Take it back!
How could she possibly eat?
If you need, we can go to the restroom first.
Eat first!
No, no, no, we have to get facials first.
What "no"? We have so much stuff. We need to first put them away.
Otherwise, it'd be too much of a hassle.
Yes! First let's put our stuff down.
Then, we can get some facials.
After our facials, we can go eat.
Since your idea is so good,
why are you asking for our opinions?
Then we should just die of starvation!
Hold it well.
Don't lose stuff.
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Never Give Up, Dodo Episode 5
There's a ghost! There's a ghost! There's a ghost!!!
Qian Dodo, are you asking to die?
I'm Fourth Brother.
Fourth Brother!
You...why are you on my bed?
Big Sister says my feet smell
and that if she sleeps with me, she'll get constipation.
So, I came here to sleep.
The way you look...your hair...
Do you think I changed?
I didn't change.
It's your heart changing.
The more I trust a person,
in their eyes, my appearance will change.
So,
go to sleep.
Big Sister, morning!
Benefactor Dodo, what time is it now?
8?
8 in the morning and you haven't prepare breakfast yet?
Look at this house... is it clean?
I just cleaned it yesterday.
It was so dirty!
I cleaned it up just now.
Xu Fei loves being clean ever since he was little.
Why would he marry such a lazy, small-chested woman like you?
And who likes to fart!
Right now, I'm very hungry.
Can you prepare breakfast for us?
What do you want to eat?
I like soy milk,
deep-fried breadsticks, and meat buns.
Your second sister likes to drink milk
and eat sandwiches.
Your fourth brother has feet odor.
So just prepare him a glass of orange juice.
- Why aren't you hurrying up?! - YES!
Thanks for using maid service that does not wear underwear!
Master did I clean it well?
Clean, clean. You can leave now.
Benefactor, don't forget to transfer money into my account.
Benefactor, please remember to wear underwear.
I'll consider it when there's my size!
Where are my meat buns?
Where are my meat buns?!
Where are Big Sister's meat buns?
Meat buns sold out.
So I bought this. It also has meat.
These aren't my meat buns.
I want my meat buns!
I WANT MY MEAT BUNS!
Also, why do I only have orange juice?
Big Sister said you have feet odor, so you can only drink orange juice.
Then if Big Sister tells you to die, you'll die!?
Dodo, as a woman, you can't be too lazy.
You woke up at 8 in the morning.
Look at what time it is that we're eating!
You have to get up at 4 in the morning.
Prepare breakfast at 5.
At 6, you have to go out and buy lunch and dinner.
Understood?
Dodo, let me ask you,
today's breakfast table, how many breakfasts are there?
Breakfast for three.
WHAT?! BREAKFAST FOR THREE?
Are you rich or is your mother rich?
Today I must explain to you,
that we must have quality in living.
But quality doesn't represent wasting.
You can use the money you wasted on this breakfast
to buy some fancy clothes and become a fancy woman.
But quality doesn't mean waste.
To have useless things turn into money.
Go back and reflect. Understand that
quality doesn't mean waste.
Think carefully about the difference between quality and fanciness.
Okay?
Also, even though I have stinky feet,
this is not a good topic to talk about in public.
Keeping the mouth shut like a jar
is a basic virtue of a woman.
Okay, let's start eating.
Fourth Brother!
You have stinky feet. You can only drink orange juice.
Oh my God, what were you foolishly being cocky about?
Look at what you look like.
Dry and skinny, dry and skinny! You don't even have a chest!
Hurry and change out of it.
Stop spinning and pulling! It's not suitable for you.
Can you hold that upper part of the dress up?
Did your breasts grow on your back?
And your butt looks as big as a quail!
Is it naturally used to lay eggs?
I beg you to change into another dress.
People should have self awareness.
Just with your stupid look,
it'd be better for you to take it off and have me wear it to marry your husband!
Go and change before coming back.
So disappointed.
-That witch figure! - She really doesn't look as good as you when you wear it!
Hello, take your time.
What are you doing?
Take your time.
Big Sister, Second sister, I saw some clothes over there that are really suitable for you two.
How about you guys go over there to change?
Fourth Brother's idea is not bad.
Let's go, let's go wear wedding dresses!
Aiyo, please, my dear sister!
At your age, and we're trying on wedding dresses?
I never wore a wedding dress in this life, why won't you let me wear it for once!
I will sacrifice myself then to accompany you.
If you don't go, fine. I'll go by myself!
Aiyo, go ahead.
Attendant!
Yeah, coming!
Sir, what do you need?
I need you.
Sit down.
Hey hottie, did we meet somewhere before?
Oh, I work here every day. I'm always here.
Do you think I'm always here marrying?
How could I possibly see you here every day?
Sorry, sir. You might've recognized the wrong person.
Open your eyes wide and look.
How could I recognize the wrong person?
Sir, I really don't know what you are saying.
Since you are saying that, then you must remember this smell.
Oh my God!
Sir, please mind your actions.
Please stop reminding me of that unforgettable memory.
Looks like you remembered.
Then let me ask you, do you want to earn money from this business today?
Of course.
Then I'll give you two choices.
First choice: Kiss me.
Then I'll choose the second one.
Then kiss this.
Bad boy!
Okay, okay, then I'll be kind and tell you
that my Big Sister is constipated. So her stomach is really big.
So you must choose dresses with a bigger stomach area.
As for my second sister, her body is SO HOT!
So you must choose from there, the one that clings to the body and reveals the skin.
- Understood. - Go on then.
Then I'll go now.
Since they all went to try on dresses...then maybe...
I should go try on a dress too!
It's so pretty!
Big Sister, Big Sister, I beg you, stop spinning.
I think because you are constipated, you are completely swollen.
So stop moving, it's hideous.
Who's hideous? Who's swollen?
This is my first time wearing a wedding dress. Look at my body!
Look at my face!
I'm more beautiful than Qian Dodo.
Older sister, have some self awareness.
How am I not self aware?
Look at you, you're the one who's swollen!
Your stomach is coming out. Look at your fat.
Where?
- Are you pregnant? - NO!
I can hear the baby's cry!
I don't know who it was that told me
"Aiya, I think because of my constipation, I can't even hear clearly."
Who? Stop lying to yourself. What do you hear!?
Of course I heard it!
I heard it also. The whole world heard it.
The whole universe heard it.
You're pregnant.
You're constipated.
You're crazy!
Where did that lunatic come from?
I am pregnant. So what?
I am pregnant. If I want to take care of it, I can take care of it whenever I want!
Can you do the same for your constipation?
Hey, didn't I tell you to go change?
Actually, I brought the three of you here not to listen to your opinions.
I just wanted you to take a look to show my respect for you.
I've already decided on this dress. I'm not changing it.
- You! - What? What is it? Are you telling me I have too many ideas?
- You want to tell me that I don't listen well? - How are you talking to us?
How am I talking to you? Are you going to abort your child?
I'm telling you! That's called "LACK OF LOVE!" Understand?
And you! Constipation to the point where you swell up.
- It'd be best to go to the hospital and check it out. - How dare you, you flat-chested girl!
What's wrong with being small-chested?!
Qian Dodo, watch your mouth!
LOOK AT ME!
Am I pretty today?
What is that smell?
It's a very familiar smell.
Fourth Brother, hurry and wear your shoes, okay?
I'll go get it.
You wear tube tops, but you don't shave your armpits!
-You! -You don't even shave your leg hair. You don't wash your socks or your feet!
Do you know that we pay particular attention to personal hygiene?
IS THAT SOMETHING FOR YOU TO SAY? IS HE SOMEONE FOR YOU TO DISCIPLINE?
She's too uncultivated.
I must call Xu Fei and reveal the true you!
You have no right to marry Xu Fei!
I must tell him!
Weren't just so full of yourself? Keep it up!
Big Sister!
Qian Dodo!
Don't leave! No one told me I'm pretty!
Don't go! Don't go!
Big Sister! Give me the cell phone, okay?
Hey, Xu Fei...you want such an ugly woman?
- How can you marry someone like her? - I beg you!
Hold her back! Hold her back!
This type of woman, dark, puny and so flat-chested.
She didn't wake up till 8 in the morning.
She didn't even prepare breakfast or clean the house.
She's too lazy! You definitely can't marry her!
That's all, bye bye!
Listen to me!
Look, am I pretty today or not?
Pretty, pretty, pretty! You are pretty, you are pretty, only you!
Why are you hitting him?
So manly. I like him.
Shameless!
Big Sister, you called Xu Fei?
Yeah, I did call him.
But everything I said was the truth.
My marriage with Xu Fei is our business.
We can take care of it ourselves.
With you three, it is between the four of us. I think if we worked hard enough, we can also resolve it!
Why must you tell Xu Fei?
If he finds out, he will be in a difficult situation!
Do you think that the three of us are hard to deal with?
Am I hard to deal with?
Is she hard to deal with?
You three aren't hard to deal with at all.
It's me...I'm the one who's bad.
It's all my fault. It's all my--
Aiyo, okay!
I know that beautiful women are hard to deal with.
I'm so sorry.
I'm not used to saying things like this!
I'm saying that you don't need to worry about your dress, we'll pay for it.
Smile a little!
Marriage is a happy thing.
If you cry, you'll be doomed.
Smile!
If you cry again, I'll take out Fourth Brother's feet for you to see.
Then let me just ask one last question.
Go ahead.
Today, wearing this, am I pretty or not?
Aiyah, you look so beautiful dressed like this, you b*tch!
- You are the b*tch! - You are!
Let me touch it, let me touch it.
Watch, press Control twice.
Control, Control, and 360 Search Box appears.
It's this...okay 360 search box.
Then you type 'search for good doctors.'
All the good doctors, clinics, hospitals, everything is there.
It's definitely good.
Control, control 360.
Search good doctors, good clinics.
Awesome, awesome, awesome!
Because you taught me this Control, Control 360,
I'll tell you something in exchange.
Okay.
Everyday after Big Sister poops,
she will put her most important and precious notebook on the table.
But I recommend you...tell you...warn you,
to never open it.
Never open it.
Hey, I don't think she put it out yesterday.
Big Sister has constipation!
Hurry let's search it now!
Big Sister's constipation, what to do?
- Ask 360. - That's right.
Qian Dodo brought back a lot of breakfast for us.
Milk, soy milk, bread, but nothing we like to eat. Wasteful!
Qian Dodo pooped for half an hour.
Benefactor,
how can you take someone else's notebook?
I didn't.
What is that in your hands?
Nothing.
What is this?
Notebook.
My notebook.
Your notebook. What did you write?
I...I...nothing.
Who did you write that has a big butt that looked as though she had two kids?
Please watch your language.
What are you guys trying to do? When you guys made up with me this morning, it was just an act, wasn't it?
I did buy a lot of breakfast, all kinds and types. So what?
It was so you guys can choose what you like.
- It was very good. - That's right.
Yeah, I brought you all to the bridal shop and respected all of your opinions.
The wedding dress is very pretty.
Wasn't it just because I was just a little late in picking you guys up at the airport?
Lateness is a very bad habit.
You !@#$%
Benefactor, how can you use your dirty polluted words to break the peace inside of me?
Give it to me! Give me the book!
What else did you write?! Hurry and give it to me!
- I can't give it to you. - Are you giving it or not?
- What are you trying to do? - Give it!
Enough!
- Benefactor. - You're still not giving it?
Qian Dodo, can you first get off my sister?
And also, once Xu Fei finds out about today...you're dead.
Stop using Xu Fei to pressure me.
- Are you giving it to me or not? - Oh! She's hitting people!
Big Sister, are you alright?
Qian Dodo!
Hi! Why are you home so early?
When I'm not home, this is how you treat my sisters?
Aiya, stop shouting!
Can you please get off of me?
Help me up from the sofa.
Ah~
I know I shouldn't have hit her.
But you must ask them.
Look. Show that notebook to Xu Fei.
Look at what she's writing. She's investigating me!
No matter what, hitting people is the wrong thing to do.
They've been bullying me! The three of them bullied me first!
When did we?
And they lied to me saying that we'll get along!
Why don't you believe me?
- Either way, hitting people is the- - WRONG THING TO DO!
What did Big Sister normally teach you?
When you marry a woman, you must care for her.
Look at this notebook. Turn it to the end.
After many days of observation, Qian Dodo is a refreshing and righteous girl.
She's courteous, attentive, enthusiastic, and kind-hearted.
Not possible!
Because our mother thinks that marriage is a big deal
and requires serious consideration, she sent us to observe you in secret.
Dodo, it's been hard on you during this time.
Second Sister, Fourth Brother, our task is complete.
Yes.
Now we can leave.
Hey, Big sister, hold on.
Big Sister, Second Sister, and Fourth brother,
I misunderstood you.
Dodo, you...really hit my sister?
How could I hit her?
Look, I've been hitting my own hand the entire time.
Love is between two people.
But marriage is between two families.
If you aren't ready to accept his family,
then work hard to make his family accept you.
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What does this have to do with having a mistress?
All I did was not buy a car for your dad.
I didn't say I wouldn't buy it! Just later, okay?
How come you didn't hesitate when your brother asked you for money?
He used that $10,000 for an emergency!
Do you still want to be together? If not, then leave! This house is mine anyway!
His small mouth when he argues
is so sexy.
So sexy that
I couldn't control myself and wanted to push him onto the bed.
Stop right there.
If you get divorced,
Miss Qian cannot remarry within five years.
Or you have to give Mr. Xu 5 times the payment.
Why should I?
Didn't you just say that you two are very in love and divorce wasn't possible?
So even if we add this line, what are you afraid of?
Number 55 wife cannot throw tantrums at home and cannot argue in front of children.
- Who wrote that? - Me.
You?
- Delete it. - Denied.
Wife cannot insult or hit husband.
If wife does something that angers her husband, she must kneel on the washboard.
- Washboard? - Husband cannot break the premarital contract.
If he does the wife has power to decide the punishment.
Wah your lips are so sexy.
Thank you.
Small changes?
So...can I see it?
Okay.
This is called small changes?